Sitemap - 2023 - Cranky Old Man Yells at Internet
The biggest story of the year was not Taylor Swift
Merry AI-mas to all, and to all a good night
All the news that's fit for ... robots?
Grimes' AI toy will help raise your kids right
You come for Taylor Swift, you best not miss
Fake it til you break it (democracy, that is)
Does ChatGPT know who you are or where you live? Probably.
Why the OpenAI soap opera matters
The future of AI is the revenge of Clippy
It's an AI chatbot party and everyone's invited (even Elon, unfortunately)
AI can tell you what your cat is thinking. But do you really want to know?
You can't hide those Covenant Eyes
Uncle Joe to AI: Hold your horses, Sonny Jim
Will human warehouse workers be replaced by robots?
Privacy isn’t dead, no matter what anyone tells you
AI knows more about you than you think it does
Pulpit Fiction: Can ChatGPT help you find God?
Facial recognition: Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
Would you buy a dental plan from Forrest Gump?
Geek chic: When high tech meets haute couture
Looking for love in all the wrong algorithms
Good at your job? AI is coming for you.
And the Oscar for Best Robot Picture goes to...
Does Congress even have a clue about how to regulate AI?
AI has an unquenchable thirst for water
Your smart car knows when you've had sex
California Forever? Never say never.
Will the last artist left on Earth please turn out the lights?
Would you let Elon Musk plant a chip inside your brain?
Snapchat's AI goes rogue and then lies about it
Looking for 'rizz' in all the wrong places
Will the next Hollywood megastar be created by AI?
We're living in the golden age of a**holes
Researchers built a computer with human brain cells and taught it to play Pong
Be careful out there, the robocops are watching
Howdy pardner: There's a new chatbot in town
What does AI really know about you?
Why I'm embracing my inner caveman
Can too much AI drive you to drink?
Who needs to die when you've got AI?
Email is dead. Long live email.
AI? Huh. Good God, y'all. What is it good for?
Yes, AI will destroy us all one day. What's for lunch?
Can AI read your mind? Yes, it can.
Marissa & me: A love story in three parts
No, the Pentagon is not on fire
Elon Musk is not Batman, no matter how much he wants to be
My AI girlfriend is smokin' hot, but also kinda shallow
Mark Zuckerberg wants you to know what the metaverse smells like
AI+Hollywood: We can imagine it for you wholesale
Eight ways AI can ruin your weekend & possibly your life
Garbage garbage everywhere, & soon it starts to stink
Elon Musk and the awfulness of TruthGPT
The future ain't what it used to be
Live nude bots are coming to a browser near you
Can you still believe your eyes & ears? Probably not.
The Internet has always had a problem with fakes. AI makes it much worse.
AI everywhere: What could possible go worng?
Love, robots, and Electric Dreams
Will your next boss be a robot?
Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics
Is AI too 'woke'? Gab wants to make it 'right'.
Jesus gets AI. You should, too.
Wanted: Robot fluffers. No experience necessary.
Will Gen AI put poor schlubs like me out of work? Maybe.
When the A in AI stands for A**hole
DALL-E does not want to draw Elon Musk, and you can't make her.