Sitemap - 2023 - Cranky Old Man Yells at Internet

The biggest story of the year was not Taylor Swift

Merry AI-mas to all, and to all a good night

All the news that's fit for ... robots?

Grimes' AI toy will help raise your kids right

Substackers Against Nazis

Hey Elon, go Grok yourself

You come for Taylor Swift, you best not miss

Fake it til you break it (democracy, that is)

Does ChatGPT know who you are or where you live? Probably.

Why the OpenAI soap opera matters

The future of AI is the revenge of Clippy

Meet your robo-doc in a box

It's an AI chatbot party and everyone's invited (even Elon, unfortunately)

AI can tell you what your cat is thinking. But do you really want to know?

You can't hide those Covenant Eyes

AI wants to be your dog

Uncle Joe to AI: Hold your horses, Sonny Jim

Will human warehouse workers be replaced by robots?

Privacy isn’t dead, no matter what anyone tells you

AI knows more about you than you think it does

Pulpit Fiction: Can ChatGPT help you find God?

Misinformation is the point

Facial recognition: Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide

Would you buy a dental plan from Forrest Gump?

Geek chic: When high tech meets haute couture

Looking for love in all the wrong algorithms

Good at your job? AI is coming for you.

This is your brain on Elon….

And the Oscar for Best Robot Picture goes to...

Does Congress even have a clue about how to regulate AI?

AI has an unquenchable thirst for water

Your smart car knows when you've had sex

California Forever? Never say never.

Did a robot write this post?

Will the last artist left on Earth please turn out the lights?

Would you let Elon Musk plant a chip inside your brain?

Your AI in the sky

Snapchat's AI goes rogue and then lies about it

Looking for 'rizz' in all the wrong places

Will the next Hollywood megastar be created by AI?

Who's Zoomin' Who?

Bots behaving badly

We're living in the golden age of a**holes

Researchers built a computer with human brain cells and taught it to play Pong

Don't spy on me

Be careful out there, the robocops are watching

Where's my goddamn robot?

Howdy pardner: There's a new chatbot in town

Does AI have a soul?

Better Threads than dead?

My body, my password

What does AI really know about you?

Why I'm embracing my inner caveman

Can too much AI drive you to drink?

Who needs to die when you've got AI?

Email is dead. Long live email.

AI? Huh. Good God, y'all. What is it good for?

Free speech ain't free

Yes, AI will destroy us all one day. What's for lunch?

Can AI read your mind? Yes, it can.

Marissa & me: A love story in three parts

No, the Pentagon is not on fire

Elon Musk is not Batman, no matter how much he wants to be

My AI girlfriend is smokin' hot, but also kinda shallow

Mark Zuckerberg wants you to know what the metaverse smells like

AI+Hollywood: We can imagine it for you wholesale

Eight ways AI can ruin your weekend & possibly your life

What's up, Robo-doc?

Faking it for fun and profit

A quick note of thanks...

The Elon Follies, continued

Garbage garbage everywhere, & soon it starts to stink

Join me on Notes

Elon Musk and the awfulness of TruthGPT

The future ain't what it used to be

Live nude bots are coming to a browser near you

Can you still believe your eyes & ears? Probably not.

The Internet has always had a problem with fakes. AI makes it much worse.

AI everywhere: What could possible go worng?

When innovation kills

A deep dive into deep fakes

Love, robots, and Electric Dreams

Will your next boss be a robot?

Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics

Is AI too 'woke'? Gab wants to make it 'right'.

Jesus gets AI. You should, too.

Wanted: Robot fluffers. No experience necessary.

Will Gen AI put poor schlubs like me out of work? Maybe.

When the A in AI stands for A**hole

DALL-E does not want to draw Elon Musk, and you can't make her.

Twitter, I wish I knew how to quit you

Hello DALL-E?

Yes it has come to this

Coming soon