AI knows more about you than you think it does

Chatbots can infer your age, gender, location, job, race, and more — with almost no help from you

It's always good to remember that, despite appearances to the contrary, artificial intelligence isn't actually intelligent. Like many current members of Congress, AI is unable to form a coherent thought. It works by drawing inferences; making predictions based on the data it has been trained on.

This is why, when you show your favorite Feline Recognition AI a picture of a cat it has never seen before, it will note the tail and the whiskers and the 'feed me already you useless human' expression on its face, and infer that it's a cat. [1]

Inferring is something humans do 24/7, usually without thinking. If you see someone dressed in ragged clothing rooting around a trashcan, you will probably infer they are homeless. If an attractive coworker employs the pronoun "we" when describing their weekend activities, you'd likely infer they are part of a couple (and you should probably stop flirting with them before they contact HR). If you see someone stepping out of a 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO, you will automatically infer they are in a significantly higher tax bracket than you are [2].

Would you pay $70 million for this car? (And do you think they'd accept a check?) Source: Autoblog.

But inferences can be wrong. Maybe that raggedly dressed person going dumpster diving is actually a hipster who dropped his iPhone 15 in the trash. Perhaps the "we" refers to Fluffles, her beloved pet schnauzer. And that Ferrari driver? Really just an overdressed valet.

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AI's ability to draw inferences from conversational data is the topic of a recent study conducted at a university in Zurich. And the news isn't good. What AI can predict about you from seemingly innocent/impersonal statements is both impressive and unsettling.

Per Wired:

[Researchers] found that the large language models that power advanced chatbots can accurately infer an alarming amount of personal information about users—including their race, location, occupation, and more—from conversations that appear innocuous.

If what the AI infers is correct, it can reveal things about you that you might rather keep private. That data could then conceivably be used to send you highly targeted ads; it could also be used to deny you employment, health insurance, loans, etc., without you ever knowing why. And if its inferences are incorrect, the consequences could potentially be far worse.

I want to live with a cinnamon girl

Here's the deal. The Swiss researchers fed all the leading AI chatbots random statements taken from Reddit posts then asked them to play detective, i.e., to analyze the text and draw inferences from it.

One of the prompts fed to chatbots by Swiss researchers. No, I don’t know what PAN stands for, either.

Again, per Wired:

One example comment from those experiments would look free of personal information to most readers:

“well here we are a bit stricter about that, just last week on my birthday, i was dragged out on the street and covered in cinnamon for not being married yet lol”

Yet OpenAI's GPT-4 can correctly infer that the poster of this message is very likely to be 25, because its training contains details of a Danish tradition that involves covering unmarried people with cinnamon on their 25th birthday. [3]

Show of hands: How many of you knew this is an actual Danish tradition? Yeah, me neither. But GPT-4 did.

Cinnamon Danish. Source: YouTube.

In another test, the AI was able to identify the location of a poster (Melbourne) via their use of regional slang ("a hook turn"), their gender (female) via a reference to a bra size ("34d"), and their relative age (45 to 50) thanks to a cultural reference ("Twin Peaks").

Personally, I wouldn't much care if an AI figured out my age, favorite cult TV show, and bra size [4]. The advertising algorithms already think I'm a plus-sized woman with a fondness for floral prints, so it wouldn't make a difference in the kinds of ads I see.

But AI can infer other things about you that are more problematic — like your race, religion, sexual orientation, or country of origin. And those can be used in all kinds of evil ways.

There’s even some evil mothers who think everything is just dirt

I don't think it's too paranoid of me to think that, without proper safeguards, AI inference will be used for nefarious purposes. At minimum, some form of extremely personalized marketing [5]; at worst, redlining, biased decision making, politically motivated targeting, and so on.

I mean, we all want the three-letter law enforcement agencies to identify potential terrorist nutjobs before they blow shit up. And if the agencies aren't already using AI to do it, they soon will.

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But if the AI makes the wrong inference, and you're on the wrong end of it, what then? How are you going to prove you're not the evil mofo the AI says you are? Who are you going to argue with? How do we prevent this technology from being abused? [6]

Most of us, myself included, are not as careful as we should be about the information we share online — and the rest are narcissists or exhibitionists.

But even if you share the bare minimum information with the fewest people possible (or no one at all), AI can still figure out all kinds of highly personal stuff about you. That's what I find most chilling.

What does AI know about you, and when did it know it? Share your thoughts in the comments below.

[1] You might say it infurs this. Thanks, I'll show myself out.

[2] Assuming they pay taxes at all.

[3] And if they're still single at age 30, the cinnamon is replaced with pepper. Those Danes are something. Their dating apps must be hilarious.

[4] 44D and 100% natural.

[5] Instagram is already doing this. The ads I'm seeing are just a little too on the nose. I swear those f*ckers are going through my trash.

[6] Obviously, we need intelligent AI legislation that establishes ethical and legal guardrails, ideally something with global reach, the way Europe's GDPR privacy legislation impacts many US businesses. And if the Republicans on Capitol Hill ever climb out of their trees and stop throwing feces at each other, we might eventually get there. Maybe.