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Cranky Old Man is now at Beehiiv, dammit
Which has issues of its own, but also way fewer Nazis. So please subscribe there and not here. Thanks!
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Dan Tynan

January 2024

Hello Nazis, Goodbye Substack
I'll be seeking a new home for... whatever this is. Here's why.
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Gab is building a Nazi-friendly chatbot. Because of course it is.
Get ready for HitlerGPT, coming to a racist social network near you.
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NY Times to OpenAI: U Can't Touch This
What do hip-hop music and generative AI have in common? More than you might think.
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Our CEO does not actually exist. Please give us your money anyway.
The crypto scams keep piling up. Like HyperVerse and its ghost CEO, which cost gullible investors $1.3 billion.
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Why the Internet sucks (& what you can do about it)
My resolution for 2024: Mock, block, and move on.
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December 2023

The biggest story of the year was not Taylor Swift
Sorry Swifties. In 2023 AI was everything, everywhere, all at once.
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Merry AI-mas to all, and to all a good night
Even generative AI tools can get into the spirit of the season.
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All the news that's fit for ... robots?
Don't like the news? Channel 1 is using AI to go out and generate some of its own.
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Grimes' AI toy will help raise your kids right
Meet the other Grok. Not Musk's new chatbot, but an AI-powered toy created by his girlfriend
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Substackers Against Nazis
A collective letter to Substack leadership that asks them to please stop platforming (and profiting from) hate speech.
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Hey Elon, go Grok yourself
Musk's 'anti-woke' AI chatbot turns out to have a mind of its own — and the results are hilarious
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