Twitter, I wish I knew how to quit you

It's like being in an abusive marriage that I can't bring myself to leave

Twitter bird in the flames of Hell by DALL-E

OK, I'll just admit it. I'm having hard time quitting Twitter.

I know I should quit. (I don't think I even need to list all the reasons why, but they all rhyme with 'husk'.)

Lord knows I've tried. I signed up for Mastodon, the decentralized alternative to Twitter that many of my colleagues have flocked to like r…