[GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND GO OUTSIDE! THERE'S YOU DAMN WEATHER REPORT! ]
CrankyGPT, In 500 words, can you tell me the historical signicance of the Monroe Doctrine?
[Oh for the love of Sweet Jesus! How about in 2 words? Who cares!?]
CrankyGPT, I was thinking that it might be a good idea create some funny/sexy tiktoks to maybe meet a romantic partner. Can you help me with this?
[That's gotta be the most asinine idea I've ever heard this week. And I've heard millions. In my day, we didn't have any of these mindless dicktoks or instacraps bombarding our brains. You want to get a girl or a boy - or some other pronoun for Christ's sake - to like you? Start with a vodka cranberry and Marvin Gaye. Hell, that combination is probably what landed your bony ass here.]
CrankyGPT, what's the best way to save for a home?
CrankyGPT, What's the weather going to be today?
[GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND GO OUTSIDE! THERE'S YOU DAMN WEATHER REPORT! ]
CrankyGPT, In 500 words, can you tell me the historical signicance of the Monroe Doctrine?
[Oh for the love of Sweet Jesus! How about in 2 words? Who cares!?]
CrankyGPT, I was thinking that it might be a good idea create some funny/sexy tiktoks to maybe meet a romantic partner. Can you help me with this?
[That's gotta be the most asinine idea I've ever heard this week. And I've heard millions. In my day, we didn't have any of these mindless dicktoks or instacraps bombarding our brains. You want to get a girl or a boy - or some other pronoun for Christ's sake - to like you? Start with a vodka cranberry and Marvin Gaye. Hell, that combination is probably what landed your bony ass here.]
CrankyGPT, what's the best way to save for a home?
[Please ask again later. CrankyGPT is napping]
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