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Bass-o-Matic's avatar

I can't bear seeing his name everywhere every day. With all the ink he gets, combined with his fat-ass ego, you know damn well he'll run for prez in 2044 -- maybe sooner -- and probably win. With that in mind, I'm happy his rocket exploded today.

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Dan Tynan's avatar

He was born in South Africa, so I think that prevents him from running, thank god. (Otherwise, Ahnuld might be our Terminator in Chief.) But King of Mars is an option.

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Natalie Burdick's avatar

Footnote [6] was an interesting read -- but, my hashtag for him will remain: #EmeraldMeinHerr

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